Não digas!

O que não deves dizer durante o sexo:

(vi num site tive que por aqui XD)

-You woke me up for that?
-Oh!! Did I mension the video camera?
-Pass me the remote control.
-Do you accept visa?
-On second thought, lets turn of the lights ...
-And to think that I was really trying to pick up your friend.
-Geez, I hope that you are as good looking when i'm sober.
-Do you have the premium movie chanel?
-Try not to smeer my make up.
-Smille!!! You are on Candy camera!!!!
-I thougt you had the keys to the handcufs.
-I want a baby.
-When is it suposed to feel good?
-Well baby!! You are good enough to do this for a living!
-I wish we had the playboy channel.
-Do you know one thing, that leak better be from the water bed!
-No really. I do this part better myself.
-Did I tell you that my aunt Marta died in this bed?
-Is that you or is your mattress stufed with rotten potatoes?
-It sure is nice to be in a bed with a women that I don´t have do inflate and blow up.
-Wow! You are allmost as good as my ex.
-What tampon?
-Have you ever considered lipossuction?
-You ain't gonna tell no one are you?
-Did I mention my transexual operation?
-I really hate women who think that sex actualy means something.
-I'm gonna need another beer for this.
-So when would you like to meet my parents?
-Have you seen "Fatal Atraction"?
-Will you keep it down!! Daddy is a light sleeper!!
-You mean you are not my blind date?
-How long do you plan to be allmost there?